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Man walks into the Doctors office.

"I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die" Says the Doctor.

The Man asks "How long do I have to live?"

"Ten", replies the Doctor.

"What the hell does that mean", the Man asks. "Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks, What?"

The Doctor Replies "Nine"