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John walken into a bar down in georgia, and decided to have a couple beers. So he had a couple beers, and then asked the bartender.
"Do you wanna make a bet"?
"Sure, How much"?
"i would have to say just 5 bucks" said john
"ok then"
"Alright, i bet you i can bite my right eye ball"!!!
"haha, ok then" said the bartender

The guy took his denchers out and bit his right eye ball.
John takes his five bucks and buys a couple more beers.
he then asked the bartender, "do you wanna make aother bet for...say 10 dollars"?
bartender says,"Sure why not"
"alright i bet you i can bite my left eye ball."
"Bartender says... well ok your on"

John takes his left glass eyeball, and bites it. The bartender was amazed, and was wondering what the hell this guy was...

John gets up and leaves for 5 minutes and comes back.

"say do you want to make one more bet sir" says john to the bartender
"well the last two were kinda out of mind, i don't know..... i guess i would have to hear what it is" said the bartender.
" well i bet you i can piss over you and make it in the cup on that shelf for an hundred bucks"..
bartender kinda giggles, and says yes.
John starting to piss and make it in the cup.. misses and pisses all over the bartender, and doesn't get a drop in the cup.
The bartender is sitting there laughing his ass off,
"hahahaha you owe me a hundred bucks"... said the bartender
John says.." Ok sure thing.... just let me go over and get my 500 dollars from this guy who bet me i couldn't piss all over you and make you laugh...