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A man wants to cross a desert, so he goes to a buy a camel. He goes to a local camel vender and acquires a camel.

He then goes off to cross the desert and a few miles out the camel drops dead, apparently of thirst.

The man goes back to the camel back to the camel vender and tells him what happened.

The camel vender asks the man if he had watered the camel prior to starting off. The man feeling stupid gets another camel, waters it and starts off to cross the desert.

A few more miles further than the first time, his camel drops dead again.

So, the man makes his way back to the camel vender again, and quite annoyed tells the vender his story and the vender asks the man if he watered the camel first.

The man says, "Yes, I watered it, just like you told me to!"

Vender, "Did you brick it?"

man, "What?!"

Vender, "Did you brick it?"

The Camel vender sighs, then takes another camel to the watering hole, and lets the camel drink.

The vender gets behind the camel and grabs a couple of bricks that just happen to be stacked around the old watering hole.

Just as the camel begins to drink, the camel vender smacks the camel's testicles between the bricks.

sd fx: bricks "SMACK!!"

sd fx: camel "SUUUUUUUCK!!"

vender, "Now, the camel has been bricked."