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A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Halfway through their trip, the mother-in-law dies. So the guy goes to an undertaker, who explains that they can ship the body home, but it'll cost $5.000. Or they can bury her in the Holy Land for $500.

"we'll ship her home," says the son-in-law.

"Are you sure?" asks the undertaker?

"That's an awfully big expense. And I can assure you we do a very nice burial here".

"Look," says the son-in-law, "two thousand years ago they buried a guy here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."