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St. Peter Greets a man at the pearly Gates.

"What have you done to deserve entry into heaven?" he asks.

"Well, on my trip to the Black Hills, I came upon a gang of tough bikers threatening a young women." says the man. "So I went up to the biggest, meanest biker and punched him in the nose. Then I kicked over his bike, yanked his ponytail and ripped out his nose ring. When I finished with him, I turned to the rest of the gang and said, "Leave this women alone or you'll have to answer to me!"

St Peter was impressed. "when did this happen?"

Just a couple of minutes ago.....