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1. Wear a top hat.

2. Throw popcorn in the air, and yell, "It's snowing!"

3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for your asthma.

7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

8. Whenever the badguy is doing something devoius, say, "Watch out!"

9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.

11. Yell out what is going to happen.

12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea, and wink while smiling.

13. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

14. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!"