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The man, the lion, and the police officer

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A man was walking a lion down the street when they were stopped by a police officer.

The police officer said, "You should't be walking that lion down the street, you need to take him to the zoo."

The man replies, "OK".

The next day he sees the same police officer again, and he still had his lion.

The police officer said, "I thought I told you to take that lion to the zoo!"

The man replies, "I did, and today I'm taking him to the movies!"

 
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