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$1,000 and a blonde woman

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There is a blonde Girl who has bad habit doesn't want wear his underwear. She always half naked on bottom. Her mother could not control her anymore. One day when she climbed a tree, an Arabian passed and felt shock with that view. He thought that in millenium era there is still poor blonde girl so he asked that girl to went down and he said " Astahiruloh Alazim.. hi Girl How old are you ? the girl replies " I'm 5 years old..." The Arabian said " Why you didn't wear your underwear???. The girl say " I need $50 to buy it". The Arabian say.." because you are already 5 years old I will give you $100 to buy it ". After that..the girls go to her home and told to her Mom that she earn $100 because she is 5 years old naked girl.
Hearing her daughter story, the blonde think that She can get $1,000 because she is 10x older than her daughter, so she ask the to her daughter which one tree did she climbed today.
The Next day...She Climb that tree without underwear...and She looks the Arabian passed but doesn’t see to her. On the next Day..She climb again to the same tree..and when the Arabian pass to that way..She talk to the Arabian.." pssst...psst Wan (Sir) I'm here..." The Arabian screams and ask her to get down from the tree. Expecting $1,000 the Blonde said " I am half naked and I'm 49 years old". "Oh..My God..."replies the Arabian " You almost 50 years old???" How poor are you??? " here is $5 go to the mini Mart and buy a razor, shave yours, it's almost 40 years already".

 
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