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A man and his wife are driving down the highway when the wife turns to her husband and says, "I want a divorce.
I've been having an affair with your best friend for two years now, and he wants me to move in with him."
She continues, "I want the kids, the house, the car, the boat, all the money, and the pets. Is there anything you want?"
The man sits in shock for a moment, then finally replies, "No," as he slams on the accelerator directly towards a concrete pole in the median of the road. "That's alright, I've got the airbag."