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I heard that they got all of the Sadam look-alikes together and told them that they have some good news and some bad news.

The good news was that Sadam survived the bombings, so they all still had jobs.

One of the look-alikes asked,
"What's the bad news?"

The bad news, they were told, was that he lost an arm and an eye.