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Yo mama's so fat when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains"

Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave
the hospital stretch marks

Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's

Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone

Yo mama's so poor, Yo family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama's lips are so big that Chapstick had to invent a spray