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There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who
started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful
clothing.

He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with
red,green,& yellow with feathers.

The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at,eh? Didn't you do
anything strange when you were a teenager?"

"Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.