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Yo mama sooo fat, that when she tried to sport a Malcolm X jacket with just the "X" on it, helicopters kept trying to land on her.

Yo mama sooo fat, that as a tourist she stood in front of the Hollywood sign, and all you could see was the H D.

Yo mama's gums are sooo black, she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama's teeth sooo yellow, whenever she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.

Yo mama's so black, when the cops shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.

If ugliness were bricks, yo mama would have her own projects.