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There was a guy sitting at a bar, just staring at his glass.

A truck carrying liquor arrives. The trucker comes in, orders a drink and says to the bartender,
"Lookit that guy over there. He won't drink his beer. I'll go drink it 4 'im."

He walks over to the man, grabs his glass and gulps the drink down.

The man starts crying, and the trucker says "Ah, ya dum' bloke! bartender, get this loser a drink!"

The man replies, "No,no,no, it's not that! First, I fell asleep at work again, so my boss fired me,

then, while I was heading home my car broke down, so I had to walk home.

Then my wife said, 'I don't want you so please leave.'

Then I came here and wasted all my money drinking, and there you go drinking my POISON!!!"