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1.Yo mama soo old, dat when she went to school, there was no history class.

2.Yo mama soo dumb, dat she thought that menopause was a button on the VCR.

3.Yo mama soo ugly, dat she can make an onion cry.

4.Yo mama soo fat, dat wen she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

5.Yo mama soo fat, dat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

6.Yo mama soo blind, dat when I put on her glasses and looked at a map, I saw people waving at me.

7.Yo mama soo old, dat she knew Burger King when he was only a prince.

8.Yo mama soo poor, dat when burglars come into the house, they leave money.

9.Yo mama's got dandruff soo bad, dat the lice wear snow boots.

10.Yo mama's pits are soo hairy, dat people think she has Don King in a headlock.

11.Yo mama so old, dat she was a waitress at the Last Supper.