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How does a blonde drown a fish?
She puts it under water.

How does a blonde kill a bird?
She throws it off a roof.

How do you know if a blonde likes you? She sleeps with you 2 nights in a row.

How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant.

What do you call a virgin blonde?
A myth.