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Once there was this boy at school. His teacher asked, "What's 1+1?"

He answered, "3".

The teacher sighed and said, "Go home and ask your family what they think the answer is."

He went home to ask his family.

His dad was playing Poker with some friends, so the boy went up to his dad and asked, "Dad what's 1+1?"

His dad said, "SHUT UP!"

He went to his mum, who was watching the news about George Bush.

He asked her, "What's 1+1?" She said, "George Bush."

He went to his sister, who was taking a bubble bath. He asked,
"Whats 1+1?" She said, "OOooO AAhh.."

He went to his brother, who was with his girlfriend, and they were about to go out. He asked him,
"Whats 1+1?", and his brother said, "Lets go my darling."

The next day the teacher asked the boy, "So whats 1+1?"

He said, "SHUT UP!"

Then the teacher said, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

The boy answered, "George Bush."

The teacher smacked him, and he
said, "OOooOooo AAhhh!"

The teacher said, "YOU ARE GOING TO THE PRICNCAPAL'S OFFICE WITH ME!"

The boy said, "Lets go my darling!"