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Three animals were having a huge
argument over who was the best.

The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.

The second,a lion,based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him.

The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any animal using his unique arsenal.

As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion, and stinker!