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One day a blonde was sitting on a plane next to one of those smart businessmen.

He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.

He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."

She said no again, and tried to fall asleep.

The man begged and said, "I'll give you $50 for each question, or how about $500?" At that number, the blonde agreed.

The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5, and when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.

"Okay," she replies.

He asks, "Who was the sixth president?"

She admits she doesn't know, and gives him $5.

Now it's her turn, and she asks,
"What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"

The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the internet, emails his friends, but no one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00.

Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"

She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5, and walks off the plane.