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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Q: How can you confuse a blonde?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?

A: Nothing, they never met.

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either.

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A: A Golden retriever!

Q: What do you get when you ask a blonde, a penny for your thoughts?

A: Change!

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?

A: So they know which day of the week it is.

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?

A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week!

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted.

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?

A: They both have a black box.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?

A: She threw out all the W's